Its a shame ninjas dont know how to ice skate, because if a ninja dog like lassie was on vacation in holland and someone shouted "LASSIE SKATE FOR HELP", she could do it...
but ninjas have this thing...this ability to get women..
you know?
its in the eyes..
definately in the eyes..
u dont wanna stare...oh no..
no staring..
or..
BOOM!
woah!?!?
whered those other 10 ninjas come from!?
woah!
just...dont do it.
apparently ninjas refuse to wear white...which could lead to some problems in a racist country..
ninjas really shud have it white on the inside and black on the outside...that way, if he needed to disguise as a white ninja he could easily flip the clothes round...he could maybe have them conected with velcrow...so he can easily strip too...
you know...if he wanted to.
disadvantage you say? women will stare...but not in the "bend me over" kindve way.
which we ALL know leads to disaster..
if a woman stares without smiling at all..
its usually..
"wtf you staring at"
or
"my boyfriends big and black and could easily kick your ass"
...its only this point that a ninja could actually get away with pretending to be a blind man not knowing where hes looking.
they'll say...how can you be a ninja if your blind?!?!
the ninja will explain that he cant see what he puts on in the morning, he just...grabs some clothes..
sometimes missing and wearing pillows and books all day..
occasionally some coat racks..
depending on what season it is...
winter means more coats...u cant really pick the rack up without noticing all the coats in winter..
its crazy...
an advantage...
some say WHERES THE LOVE IN KILLING PEOPLE?!?!
its simple...they LOVE killing!
if you think your good looks will get you through...you are mistaken! its usually the ninja thats actually your real father...people dont see it...but the women cant resist a man in uniform!
its the black...
and once you go black..you never go back.........ALIVE!!!
im a ninja, but a good one, ill only kill if somebody wants me too!
its like a game for me, its fun for me.
my last kill you say??
...willy wonka..
the REAL one..
oh yeh..
i know i hear you all saying hes not real.
malteasers? willy wonka no doubt...
definately not mars...
but he was fun for me, the little orange guys tried attacking me. you wouldnt think they would have such a high tendancy to kill!! BUT...being borm small and orange brought them racist comments and forced them into the slave trade collecting cocoa beans for wonka. they had anger! and imagine angelina jolie as lara croft with brad pitt in fight club! thats how angry!
WOAH!!
EURGH!!!
it still gives me the nightmares just talking about it.
they all attacked me for attacking mr wonka!
BUT...we all resolved it over a nice deathmatch..
rules of the deathmatch fightclub.
1) dont talk about fightclub...
i told them they stole that from a movie..but hey would not listen. nuh uh..
2) no biting.
3) no ninjistics...thats where i just go really...really fast...
4) kill..
thats all..
we got bored of making rules and ended up playing ninjopoly.
landing on my hotel of death was the biggest mistake slave number 206 made.
if you lost your money you'd be killed. thankfully alot of the wonka slaves got bored and tired...they didnt see me stealing they're money :P
so here i am...a fellow ninja...telling all my stories as ive come to the tiring, old, back acheing, crotch burning, nose hair growing age of 17 years old.
*sighs*
ahhh....to be young and ninja again.
heh heh heh heh heh.
OH BTW!!!
this stuff isnt true.
its mainly a waste of time.
you guys can leave me some feedback or email me at huwif@hotmail.com if you feel like you have to heh heh heh.
cya guys!
and i might just be sent to kill you next!!
HEE YAA!!
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